A woman comes in pregnant and in labour.
what do you do?
Ask her to birth in the corridor, you have just changed the sheets.
Slap her for twisting and turning, she's making it so difficult to hold her down!
Slap her. She is screaming so loudly. It is obscene.
Say: I'm sure you didn't SCREAM SO MUCH when you lay on your BACK, enjoyed being FUCKED