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A woman comes in pregnant and in labour.
what do you do?


OPTION 1
Ask her to birth in the corridor, you have just changed the sheets.




OPTION 2
Slap her for twisting and turning, she's making it so difficult to hold her down!




OPTION 3
Slap her. She is screaming so loudly. It is obscene.




OPTION 4
Say: I'm sure you didn't SCREAM SO MUCH when you lay on your BACK, enjoyed being FUCKED






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